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Monday, January 16, 2012

A Lesson in How to be Fancy

Step One: Lure your victim with a seductive/creepy stare

Come to me my pretty!

Step Two: Sit patiently by the sink (preferably on a Time magazine), indicating what you would like

Hey, since you're here..could you, um...yeah, I mean, since you're already here

Step Three: Admire yourself in the mirror

I'm so handsome
Step Four: Drink!

Ahhh, so refreshing

Remember: You will always be there, watching, waiting, for more suckers to come and give you water.

You belong to meeeeee

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