Step One: Lure your victim with a seductive/creepy stare
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| Come to me my pretty! |
Step Two: Sit patiently by the sink (preferably on a Time magazine), indicating what you would like
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| Hey, since you're here..could you, um...yeah, I mean, since you're already here |
Step Three: Admire yourself in the mirror
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| I'm so handsome |
Step Four: Drink!
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| Ahhh, so refreshing |
Remember: You will always be there, watching, waiting, for more suckers to come and give you water.
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| You belong to meeeeee |
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