Guest Features

As you've probably noticed I have featured other animals other than Bandito (and Sushi). If you want to submit your cute animal for a guest feature simply e-mail me a few photos and I'll put them up! It doesn't matter if they are not as much of a posing pro as Bandito (it's a gift, what can he say?).

Artistic glance to the side

Making Love to the Camera

I Can't Give You Love, Attention or Affection, But I Can Give You Food

*Note: Sushi had already been fed his dinner, he was just more interested in Bandito.

Episode III: Revenge of the Sushi

Our hero is settling into his scratch box for a nice nap.

Scratch scratch scratch

But he senses a darkness lurking on the periphery...

I sense a presence I have not felt in a long time

Suddenly, Darth Sushi attacks!

Tora Tora Tora!

A long epic battle ensues

Join me! It is your destiny!

I AM (not) your father!

Bur our hero bravely stands his ground.

Noooo!! I will never join you!

With the evil Darth Sushi finally defeated, our hero settles down in his box for a nice victory nap.

This is an unsettled peace. My twins will be raised on separate planets.

Sleep Acrobatics

Yes, his legs are sticking up straight in the air and he is fast asleep.


The awkward moment after you realize you've just been photographed sleeping in a strange position.

A Lesson in How to be Fancy

Step One: Lure your victim with a seductive/creepy stare

Come to me my pretty!

Step Two: Sit patiently by the sink (preferably on a Time magazine), indicating what you would like

Hey, since you're here..could you, um...yeah, I mean, since you're already here

Step Three: Admire yourself in the mirror

I'm so handsome

Step Four: Drink!

Ahhh, so refreshing

Remember: You will always be there, watching, waiting, for more suckers to come and give you water.

You belong to meeeeee

Guest Feature: One Eared-Jack

Jack is the adorable cat of my dear friend Taylor. She (we assume she's a girl) has only one and a half ears, not really sure what happened to half of her ear. Technically she belongs to Taylor's downstairs neighbors, but has chosen Taylor to be her true owner. Isn't she pretty and cute? Yay catnapping!